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Joke of the Day

"How do mathematicians scold their children? ""If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."""

"Yah I ordered a large pizza but it's thin crust/ light cheese so basically it's a salad ."

"Let's have some fun! I'm up for anything today!* *As long as there aren't too many stairs."

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after three HOs."

"Why is the white girl so odd? Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me."

"Who is this rorschach guy..... and why does he paint all these pictures of my parents fighting."

"I prepare my daughter for disappointment by always giving her the iPad with a 4% charge."

"How's it like living in a totalitarian regime? Can't complain."

"Did you hear about the tragic crash of the small plane into the cemetery? So far they've recovered 324 bodies."

"What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car? A Corps vet in a Corvette."