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Joke of the Day
"What do little pigs want to be when they grow up? Garbage collectors."
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"What did they priest say when he got censered? Holy smoke!"
"She told me she'd do anything for 20 bucks. Guess who just got his Mustang washed."
"French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes and has a tiny mustache."
"You're telling me that you paid eight dollars for a cup of coffee... They don't put any booze in it or nothin?"
"There was a depressed sausage... he thought his life was THE WURST."
"Life advice: If someone ever tells you ""I'll be there in thirty minutes"", you should ALWAYS respond with ""You've got twenty"" and hang up."
"So one man walks into a bar and the other one ducks."
"Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet."
"Why was the broom late? It overswept!"