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Joke of the Day

"Turning 40 When my best friend turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail: UB40. 2 months later, on my 40th, I received a CD in the mail from him: U2."

"I used to think it was cool when all those athletes would say hi to my mom on TV."

"That's Odd. I can't even."

"I have a life outside of internet, it involves charging my phone."

"WANTED: Fun for Chemists (type jokes pls) I'd tell you a good chem joke but the best ones argon."

"What do you call pizza that isn't yours? Impersonal pizza"

"After a number of meetings and discussions, a blonde 18-year-old was dismissed from FFA, the Future Farmers of America group. She couldn't keep her calves together."

"If you're wearing a cowboy outfit... Does that mean you're ranch dressing?"

"I'm so sick of this new year's jokes I've been hearing them all year."

"what is american soup made from? laughing stock"