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Joke of the Day

"I was eating at an Indian restaurant when a homeless man came in and asked the girl behind the counter if they had any food he could have. She told him there was Naan."

"What do you do if you're smoking weed in the walmart parking lot and you see a spaceman Park in it bruh"

"Which alligator lives in the arctic? The refridgegator."

"What do you call wifi in space? Mars Bars"

"Why are your eyes covered in ketchup? I'm often asked by people: ""Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?"" So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20."

"One good thing about pedophiles....! At least they drive slow in school zones...!"

"I'll never hire a monkey plumber off Reddit again! I told him my pipes were clogged up, he recommended a banana for scale."

"I received 10 pounds of pot in the mail by mistake. So I did the right thing and called the police to come pick up all 4 pounds."

"It's like 10,000 goons When all you need Is a knight"

"I'm not saying I can perform miracles or anything, but when the Taco Bell employee isn't looking, I can turn water into Sprite."