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Joke of the Day

"I received 10 pounds of pot in the mail by mistake. So I did the right thing and called the police to come pick up all 4 pounds."

"They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer So I pushed Steve off a cliff, just in case it was him."

"Rape Jokes General I was raping a woman the other night and she said ""Please, think of my children!"" Kinky bitch."

"Father's day is coming up in the UK... ...I better go find one"

"What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers? A Virgin."

"Two law students walked into a bar... Two lawyers walked out"

"what you call a Chinese man with a camera? Phil ming"

"hello 911 ""whats your emergency"" there's someone in my home ""are you safe?"" it's a girl ""do you like her"" *starts twirling hair* I dont know"

"What do you call an alien with three balls? E.T. the extra testicle."

"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue."