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Joke of the Day
"It's like 10,000 goons When all you need Is a knight"
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"A grasshopper walks into an ice cream parlor The clerk says ""Hey Grasshopper, we have an ice cream flavor named after you!"" The Grasshopper says ""What? You have a flavor named Kenneth?"""
"Those little bumps around your nipples? That's braille for ""suck me."""
"Where does Sean Connery shit? On the couch!"
"What's the difference between the US and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture."
"My 5 year plan is to get an amp for my bass. That fish sure does love his energy drinks"
"Filming my own version of ""Taken"" using cats. My cat will play Liam Neeson and the red dot from a laser pointer is his daughter."
"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... ...but then I turned myself around."
"My ex told me that I was gonna die alone... I told her she was wrong because I would die while making out with a shotgun."
"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale"