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Joke of the Day
"What do you call wifi in space? Mars Bars"
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"I was just told I'm someones BFF. Being the idiot I am, I had to google it. Backup-file Format is a euphemism for something hot right?"
"scientist 1: how did you discover that dolphins have sex for pleasure? scientist 2: [flashback to the craziest night of their life] math"
"The toilet paper at work is rolled in improper underhand fashion. Should I call maintenance or hold it until I get home?"
"How do you make a patty melt? Give Marcie a strap-on."
"Little John discovered his testicles while taking a shower and asked his mother. Johny:""Mom! Are these my brains?"" Mother:"" Not yet Johny"""
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino \\()/ "
"I had intimate contact with Jesus... ...in a Mexican jail cell."
"If I got a dollar everytime someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... I'd have enough money to buy a house in the economy they ruined."
"The dyslexic, agnostic Insomniac. He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog."