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Joke of the Day
"Why do new Irish mothers keep dying? Because they lack taters"
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"I vote we bring 80's music back and forget how to Dougie!!"
"""Chest, chest, chest and chest, chest and chest"" - T-Rex singing ""Head, shoulders, knees and toes""."
"Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was just actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share."
"having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house"
"JOB OPENING: Entry-level for recent college grads. Minimum 87 years of experience required."
"Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one."
"Next time somebody tries to argue using statistics.... Remind them that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."
"For parents of small children, weekends are about as relaxing as showering with cats."
"Whats wrong with four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac seats five."