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Joke of the Day
"For parents of small children, weekends are about as relaxing as showering with cats."
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"Ferguson shoe store broken into and looted everything but the work boots section."
"I made fun of a guy for still having a Nokia phone. He threw it at me and knocked me unconscious."
"What do you get when you mix human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."
"I'm never mean to a girl in glasses, because she will most likely turn out to be hot and popular by the end of the movie."
"What was the best part of being a blind smallpox inoculator in the 18th century? The great stories you get to read everyday."
"My friend said she was only taking Women's Studies courses this quarter It sounds like a broad curriculum to me."
"User interface? I hardly even know her."
"Who was the blind horse jealous of? The seahorse."
"What is Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Craft."