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"I vote we bring 80's music back and forget how to Dougie!!"
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"Mario recently broke up with Peach. His reason: ""It's not a-you, It's a-me, Mario."""
"cool funny jokes don't miss 'em"
"Just heard a lady in Target scream ""WE DON'T BUY THINGS JUST TO BUY THINGS"" at her kids and now I kinda wish she'd have a talk with me also."
"What did the sick waiter say when his manager asked him if he could come into work? I can't wait."
"Me: What do you want for breakfast? Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast?"
"My girlfriend accused me of being big-headed and thinking I was better than I was. I nearly fell off my throne."
"5 SECONDS AGO! What do we want? TIME TRAVEL JOKES! When do we want them?"
"My friend is obsessed with navy destroyers He warships them."
"Sporks: the bisexual's favorite utensil"