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Joke of the Day

"I vote we bring 80's music back and forget how to Dougie!!"

"Honey, since I met you, I have never been able to love anyone else. Why don't we get a divorce?"

"Now I know my dad laughed so much the first time I said ""fajita"" I pronounced it like ""[FUHJITUH]"" and you can guess what it sounds like."

"if you don't appreciate Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson, I guess you could say you're taking him for granite. thanks & God bless"

"I've got a 3D printer But it only prints pieces of paper."

"Father's Day is a great time to give your father a tie so he can look extra nice at the job he settled for because you were born."

"You seem to like blonde jokes around here. Here is my favorite: Why did the blonde have such a terribly bruised belly button? Her boyfriend was blond as well."

"if women think they arent meant to cook why do they have milk and eggs inside them?"

"If you want to set up and run a small company... ...that's your business"

"What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!"