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Joke of the Day

"Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was just actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share."

"Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd Never Forget"

"Why do lesbians never cook? Because they eat out."

"It's better to have business with a drunk professional than a sober idiot."

"I never touch baby carrots because I'm afraid the mother will reject them."

"I'm not heartless, I've just learned how to use my heart less..."

"I hate when people inbox me to tell me how funny my status es are... Motherf*cker there is a ""like"" button for a reason!"

"You guys hear the one about the Middle Eastern guy? He wanted to be a terrorist but then he'd just falafel."

"Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro? They don't believe in higher power."

"What's the worlds strongest animal? A 'buff'alo"