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Joke of the Day
"To Brie or not to Brie. That is the queso."
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"I tried to catch some fog this morning ... Mist."
"To make a boob joke all you need to do is use words that end in 'it' Isn'tit?"
"The worst part about getting kidnapped would be when the news told everyone your real height and weight."
"What do wolves even want from the moon?"
"I like how Angelina waited to divorce Brad Pitt until Jen got married. Well played Maleficent...well played..."
"I take spiders outside in stead of killing them because it's not their fault that I'm scared of them. I do however, scream while doing so."
"How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't need to, they glow in the dark..."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. -not an original, just wanted to share."
"Have you guys tried Wookie meat? I heard that it's a little Chewy"