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Joke of the Day
"""You're Fired!"" Said President Trump to all of our nuclear rockets"
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"I stuffed some socks in my pants to impress the ladies but it didn't work so I'll try moving the socks to the front of my pants."
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"You better get out of here before the S.W.A.T. team arrives I just blew up a toilet. Say, did you hear the one about the man with chronic constipation? No? Well, no shit"
"I went to a feminist picnic the other day... It was great, apart from the fact that no one made any sandwiches."
"What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein."
"A math teacher invented something. A math teacher invented the worlds first underwater bulldozer. He called it his 'Sub-tractor.'"
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"The worst thing about being bjtten by a spider is that you're probably australian"
"Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor... Old but classic!"