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Joke of the Day
"The worst thing about being bjtten by a spider is that you're probably australian"
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"What is the bird synonymous with abstinence The Swallow"
"Why don't bears wear socks? They have bear feet"
"Why girls don't have willys Little brother came into the kitchen and declared ""mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow"""
"I like my women like I like my student debt Always there and constantly fucking me"
"My friend went to a salon and asked them to straighten his hair. So they took out his highlights."
"Its not pretty being easy."
"One time my teacher was telling a story about war and the girl in front of me slowly opened her laptop and liked Downy on Facebook."
"I hope to one day ride in a crowded elevator and make knowing eye contact with the man sent to kill me."
"Why do Italians only eat Italian bread? It's ciabatta buy than English Bread."