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Joke of the Day

"A random guy held the door & paid for my Cinnabon roll at the truck stop today He doesn't know it, but this is the best date in a long time"

"Have you seen www.usedmatch.com? Yes but I didn't find it striking."

"[Serious] Tell me an offensive joke..."

"Apparently, getting a vasectomy won't keep your wife from getting pregnant It just makes the baby's skin color black"

"Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around."

"I told my boss I'm calling in sick today. He said, ""You can't do that when you're already here."" Is that true you guys?"

"Have you heard about the corduroy pillows? They're making head lines."

"If your jokes are corny I'm all ears."

"tomorrow is erection day for all the Asian-Americans."

"CW: Aimee, could I get your signature on this agreement? Me: *pauses* (with Cheeto stained lips) *kisses paper* CW: Me: That's my signature."