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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein."
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"50 of the most offensive jokes I know 49 of them is your mom"
"I saw Death walking out of my house today... I guess Grandma won. Again."
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"A cannibal once ate a fortune-teller for dinner. He liked his medium rare."
"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? Their, they're, there"
"I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed. But none of them works."
"What would we get if we'd cross one nigger and octopus? I have no idea, but it picks cotton like crazy."
"A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children."
"Why did the man break the clock? He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands."