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Joke of the Day

"A math teacher invented something. A math teacher invented the worlds first underwater bulldozer. He called it his 'Sub-tractor.'"

"a cool magic trick woud be if a magiciam puts their hand in a hat & sombody wearin a hat in the audience sudenly feels a hand on their head"

"What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates : 1. Nice shirt 2. Wow, a second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts."

"The Israeli Prime Minister I was Searching the Internet for some information about the Israeli Prime Minister, it seems he is Not-On-Yahoo."

"Why can't a guy see his friends? Because he's married."

"Any recommendations for a new chiropractor? Dr. Reece Etmabak."

"What does the man say when he walks into the bar? ""Can I please get a drink?"""

"Why I never get drinks at the bar with my dog... I'm afraid of getting woofied."

"Nigel Farage gets his girlfriend pregnant.. Soon after the pregnancy test arrived as positive, he says ""My fatherhood ambition has been achieved. I want my life back"""

"Girl, if you got any hotter you'd be so earth-shatteringly hot the ground would split & we'd burn to death in molten lava. That would suck."