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Joke of the Day

"Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor... Old but classic!"

"Why did Kim Jong Un have so many books? Because he is North Korea's great reader."

"Who's the only living relative of penguin? His Aunt Arctica"

"Marriage: where all the excitement, laughter and sex is gone but she's still there."

"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim (Say it to the tune of the Mario pipe noise)"

"What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop."

"Mom joke I told my friend I started going out with an older woman,so he asked her age. I told it was 42,when he replied wow she could be your mom. I just answered :yes,but she is yours."

"How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde."

"Dead babies What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ? Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork."

"Do you guys remember Helen Keller jokes? What's your favorite one? I'll go. Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's a woman."