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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay New Zealander? A Kiwi Fruit"
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"Out of curiosity, where were you all thinking of moving after you're done destroying the Earth? 'Cause I assume you've thought that through."
"My dad smeared glue all over his Uzi, and he say's his Glock is next. He can't be talked out of it. He's sticking to his guns."
"Whats reddits favorite tv show? The OC."
"Why do we call it toilet paper? Does anyone wipe their toilet with it?"
"I crossed the road, walked into a bar, and changed a lightbulb Then I realized that my life was a joke..."
"I make all my clothing choices based on what I would look like if I'm unexpectedly asked to bounce on a trampoline at some point in the day."
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine-shaft? A flat minor"
"What if the stickers are the only thing Made In China?"
"Why did Pavlov have extra soft hair? Classical conditioning"