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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine-shaft? A flat minor"
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"The worst number in the world. 6.9 it's 69 interrupted by a period"
"What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say? Aloha Akbar."
"Why don't shrimp give anything to charity? Because they're shellfish."
"Why was the archeologist sad? His career was in ruins."
"What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies."
"Everyone's always talking about our forefathers... I'm pretty sure there were more than that."
"I love how they put Mexican translations on condom wrappers Like they use condoms anyway"
"I ran over some flowers when I was mowing today Whoopsy-daisy!"
"It's cute how my family thinks I'm playing with fire and I'm just trying to cook them breakfast"