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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine-shaft? A flat minor"
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"Apple is going to release the first smart vacuum cleaner this year The first Apple product that doesn't suck (not hating on apple or anything but i got this joke somewhere)"
"A man goes to the doctor and says ""I've got a problem, I have 5 penises"" The doctor says ""Woow, how do your pants fit?"", he replies ""like a glove"""
"Meta I asked my friend "" you know what is the best type of joke? A meta joke."""
"Two Mexicans What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck? Jose and Hose B"
"A man wanks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""We don't serve your typo here"""
"Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field"
"To me Bernie Sanders is more like God It is not the guy I have problem with but the fan club freaks me out."
"What's brown and rhymes with 'snoop'? Dr. Dre"
"My girlfriend wanted to have sex in the back seat of my car And she wanted me to drive."