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Joke of the Day
"Whats reddits favorite tv show? The OC."
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"This dog must been at some wild ass party last night. He still wearing a lampshade around his neck."
"""Dad, why did your generation find a fat guy singing in Korean & pretending to ride a horse entertaining?"" ""I don't know son, I don't know."""
"Have I got a favourite 70's rock band? Yes."
"What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis? Eau myyyyyyyy...."
"The government should pay for everyone to get massages on November 9th."
"Friend : ""I wasn't that drunk!"" Me : ""Dude a thief stole your T.V and you ran after him screaming ""YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!!!"""
"Lionel Richie: I'm easy like Sunday morning Sunday morning: wow I'm right here"
"I was having a look... In my mothers bedroom the other day and I found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in her wardrobe. I couldn't believe it... My mothers a superhero!!!!!"
"What does a White hole and a stoner in a herb plantation have in common There both spewing out Thyme"