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Joke of the Day
"They say 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me I live next to 2 smoking hot 8 year olds"
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"The farmer's wife just ran off with a farm equipment salesman. She wrote him a John Deere letter."
"Everything doesn't ""happen for a reason."" The universe is not aware of your existence. Stop being arrogant."
"If Edgar Allen Poe didn't have a cat named Poepurry, then I question him as a writer."
"If you marry a woman in Tennessee, but divorce her in Kentucky... ... is she still your sister?"
"Why doesn't Jesus play basketball? He got crossed up."
"I had to change the battery in my clock. It was about time."
"Farts are like children. The only ones that I like are my own."
"My sister thinks macadamia nuts is an STD."
"I come from a long line of people with convenient principles *helps an old lady cross the street because a girl is watching*"