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Joke of the Day
"I had to change the battery in my clock. It was about time."
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"Summer body wasn't ready.. But winter body is good to go!"
"I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching To reverse and leaving the scene"
"Eminem had his own version of Bing Bong. But then he Forgot About Dre"
"Hey, the 1700's called, they said please invent telephones."
"Dad, is that dog over there a wiener dog? Son, with enough peanut butter every dog is a wiener dog."
"I only like two kinds of pie Hot and cold"
"Did you know diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans"
"What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !"
"They say you should warm up before you exercise. Sounds like a stretch to me."