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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Jesus play basketball? He got crossed up."
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"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your sister's ass."
"As we stripped off jumping into the bed I said to my boyfriend, ""Can you give me a minute?"" ""Why? Want to freshen up?"" He asked. ""No,"" I replied. ""Its just that last time you only gave me 30 seconds."""
"Lol I wanted to be funny, well, then I remembered I am not even funny.."
"The girls that say that all guys want is sex, are usually the ones who have only that to offer."
"If Al Gore had a band, it'd be called... The Algorithms. I'm sooooooooooo sorry for this. :("
"How do you get someone with downs syndrome out of a tree? Wave at them."
"Time zones are crazy On new years eve some parts of the world are in 2017, some are in 2016, and a large portion of the U.S. is still stuck in 1940."
"I solve many of my problems by simply ignoring them."
"Bestiality Is fucking bitching."