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Joke of the Day

"My sister thinks macadamia nuts is an STD."

"Shooting guns is a stupid hobby. Its much easier and more cost efficient to shoot targets!"

"How are women like KFC? After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in"

"Want your daily dose of vitamin C? Look at pictures of Donald Trump"

"My career is in ruins. It's fucking great being an archaeologist."

"i order a pizza online and under special requests i write: ""tell me the meaning of life"". when the door bell rings there's only an empty box"

"NASA just released a statement that on Dec.21 at 4:30PM, it will start to get dark in New York City. They're calling it ""sunset""."

"He's an owl with an attitude. She's a hawk who will take him to church. This fall, Sundays become Fundays on ABC's new hit 'Birds of Pray'!"

"Save the cheerleader, save Reddit. "

"The Guyz l Shadowrun Returns l Razor Edge ep 3 l HE'S STILL THERE Hi, I'm Karmit, and I play video games...yeah... Well that's all I can really say. Just want to advertise stuff so...yeah...america..."