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Joke of the Day
"My sister thinks macadamia nuts is an STD."
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"Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie."
"my dogs in jail.. for watching kitty porn"
"How do you know your at a gay bbq? Hotdogs taste like shit"
"Boy: Hey girl, you are ABCDEFGHIJK Girl: What?! Boy: Amazing, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, foxy, gorgeous, hot Girl: Awww, what about the IJK?? Boy: IM JUST KIDDING!!!!"
"What do women and pennies have in common? They ain't worth shit"
"What is a rocket's favorite meal? Launch! Another one from my 9 year old."
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"Why is it so hard to throw a party in space? Because you have to planet."
"how often do i beat my wife? Every time i clap my hands."