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Joke of the Day

"If you marry a woman in Tennessee, but divorce her in Kentucky... ... is she still your sister?"

"Did you hear about the guy from Prague wearing armor? The Czech's in the mail."

"I wanted to get a second dog to keep my dog company. I asked my dog if he wanted me to bring him a male dog or a female dog. He replied... ""Bitch, please""."

"Why wife accused em of being a transvestite... So I packed her things and left."

"What's pink and sits on a piano chair? Elton's John"

"Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road, I'm gonna leave and come back dressed as Santa with a sign that says ""Help, need ride!"

"That's a nice sham-wow you got there... It would be a shame if someone replaced the wow with the letter e"

"Did you hear that the Apple CEO announced he was gay? The next day the Samsung CEO also announced he was gay and waterproof."

"Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street? Because she didn't want to go."

"Why do girls get so moody when they're on their periods? It's such an ovary action."