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Joke of the Day
"If you marry a woman in Tennessee, but divorce her in Kentucky... ... is she still your sister?"
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"Saying ""Only in New York"" is just a way for you to cope with watching a bum pee on another bum that is shitting in the subway."
"the guy who named the spatula was so lazy. hes like ""what should i call this thing that spatulas?"""
"Programmed Siri to respond to any request with ""That's what she said."""
"Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics? Phelps."
"What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street? Sesame Street has an Oscar."
"Two fish were sitting in a tank... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"My girlfriend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo I had to put my foot down"
"Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!"
"*acts sassy* *flips hair* *walks into a wall*"