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Joke of the Day

"Oh, jokes from 7 year-olds are cool now? From my son last night: ""Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?"" Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bay gulls (""like bagels, get it Dad?"")."

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"Why are they called Tuna Fish? Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh."
"Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee? Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)"
"gynecologist Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A: A wet nose."
"I can remember just 10 years ago, I had no idea what to do with all the pictures I took of my lunch. Thanks, Facebook!"
"At least the joke I just told you is longer then your dick. ... ""What joke?"" ... ""Exactly""."
"12: I hate school. Me: Hey! Perk up! Years from now you'll look back on this as the best time of your life! 12: Now you're just being mean"
"I went to a Mechanic when my car started making these awful noises but it just turned out to be Nickelback playing on the radio."
"I'm at my most brilliant when the door says ""pull"" and I don't believe it."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef!! What do you call a cow with two legs? YOUR MUM!!"