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Joke of the Day

"gynecologist Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A: A wet nose."

"Made this joke up when I was 33. Extremely proud of it. Why did the salt fail 3rd grade. Cause it was sodiumb."

"Before I tell my wife something important, I take both her hands in mine. That way she can't hit me with them."

"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Because Sheeran"

"What was so great about being a black jew? They already thought you were burnt"

"How to make $500 fast Attach it to a rocket Credit: 4chan"

"What can you tell about a guy who's always masturbating? That he's the son of one Mr. and Mrs. Bating. Please don't kill me."

"Why did the hen fall in the well? she couldn't see that well"

"How do you stop a woman giving you a blow job? Marry her."

"[skywriting] Karen, do you have the checkbook? The skywriting guy won't let me out of the plane until he gets his deposit."