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Joke of the Day

"I went to a Mechanic when my car started making these awful noises but it just turned out to be Nickelback playing on the radio."

"A man accidentally made eye contact with me on the train, so I left my shoe behind. And now, we wait..."

"Why do priests have you call them Father.. Because 'Daddy' was too obvious"

"What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen? A Moss-cow"

"A Russian businessman has been ordered to pay his wife $4.5 billion in what is being called the world's most expensive divorce. Then L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling said, ""Stay tuned."""

"Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused? His daddy was a mummy"

"Why are pirates funny? Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)"

"Can someone throw Kevin Bacon in the freezing Artic waters and give him hypothermia? I NEED this six degrees of Kevin Bacon joke."

"What do you moan in Cleveland when you're close to orgasm? O-HI-O"

"It must be really awesome being a baker They make a lotta dough."