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Joke of the Day

"12: I hate school. Me: Hey! Perk up! Years from now you'll look back on this as the best time of your life! 12: Now you're just being mean"

"Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion"

"What did the Japanese man say to the hooker? You might feel a tiny prick."

"Samsung just announced a series of water resistant phones.... Just what you want in a phone that sets itself on fire - to be water resistant."

"Why aren't Jews easily distracted? because they've been to concentration camp."

"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts get to leave the camp."

"I'm 6'5"" and I can't stop talking down to everyone"

"Guy stole my identity this week and I'm like I HAVE A FAMILY YOU HAVE TO TAKE THEM TOO"

"Would a cosplay of the Hunchback of Notre Dame be called... ... a quasi-Quasimodo?"

"""I'm liking where this is going"" I said, pointing to a potato chip making its way toward my face."