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Joke of the Day

"I stayed up all night, because I wanted to see where the sun went... Then it dawned on me."

"When your bucket of KFC starts talking about the afterlife, that is some deep fried chicken."

"I knock some sense into people with a hammer."

"LIKE if you've already broke one of your New Year's Resolutions."

"My Grandfathers dying words to me were, ""Are you still holding the ladder?""."

"But laughing at you Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you."

"Did you hear about the sheep who's young son carried him off the farm? He was on the lamb."

"If it screams, it's not food yet"

"Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said ""Make money at home."""

"If Obama was really Kenyan he would have won the race by now."