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Joke of the Day
"When your bucket of KFC starts talking about the afterlife, that is some deep fried chicken."
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"Paris Hilton picked up the new Galaxy Note 7.... That's Hot."
"""Sorbet"" is a French word that means, ""I wish it was ice cream."""
"If they give you a bib for lobster, they should definitely give you a diaper for Indian food."
"What do politicians and diapers have in common? Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reasons."
"How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through."
"US Loretta Lynch confirms that all 7 FIFA officials dramatically threw themselves onto the ground faking injury when arrested earlier today."
"What do diapers and Politicians have in common? They both need changing regularly - for exactly the same reason."
"Did you hear about the dumb woman who had... Did you hear about the woman who had two chances to get Pregnant? She blew them both..."
"This presentation was so boring I slept through most of it. I guess public speaking just isn't my thing."