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Joke of the Day
"If Obama was really Kenyan he would have won the race by now."
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"My fave pickup line as a gay man... Hey, are you a vital organ? Because I don't think I can live without you inside of me."
"What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam."
"hello poison control. i need some poison asap, my kid is being a real piece of shit. yes i'll hold."
"What do vegetarian worms eat?? Linda Mcartney"
"Today Happy fathers day kids"
"What do you call Dementors that breed? Sementors."
"What do male prostitutes and Inspector Clouseau have in common? They're both Peter Sellers"
"(NASA) HQ: Good launch everyone. Astronaut: Uhh what's that buzzing noise? NASA Prankster: Definitely rocket noise and not bees."
"Want to hear a short joke and a long joke? Joke, Joooooooke!"