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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the sheep who's young son carried him off the farm? He was on the lamb."
Next Joke
"Doctors say that one piece of bacon takes 9 minutes off of your life. That has to be most delicious form of suicide I have ever heard."
"What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ? A teddy boar !"
"Relationship Status: I'm a Rubik's Cube. Now try and figure me out."
"What did terrorists say in Paris? ""Charlie has been neutralised"""
"I wish I was an elevator... Because maybe then my wife would go down on me :c"
"Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here"
"What does a house wear? Address!"
"Mexican Word of the Day: Canoli I canoli jack off with one hand at a time."
"My husband purchased his 4th book about a wife whose husband murders her for having an affair. I wonder if I should warn my boyfriend."