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Joke of the Day

"HIM: My new girlfriend's name is ""Bella"". That means ""Beautiful"" in Italian. ME: It also means ""War"" in Latin...so good luck with that."

"What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window."

"Tried to prank my Tibetan Buddhist friend. I tried to prank my Buddhist friend from Tibet, I told him the Dalai Lama had died. He was skeptical and said ill bereave it when I see it."

"99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around... 127 little bugs in the code."

"My dog recently stole my loafers. Now they're his new favorite pair of **chews.**"

"Sex is like Broccoli If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult."

"What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand? Kermit's undivided"

"What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware? Potato!"

"My daily affirmation before work goes something like this: ""I enjoy receiving a paycheck."""

"What day is /r/Jokes favorite? Earth Day, it's all about recycling!"