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Joke of the Day
"There should be a ""shame"" setting on showerheads."
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"The constipated mathematician What does a mathematician do when she is constipated? Works it out with a pencil."
"Me: it's robocop Wife: it's not robocop it's dangerous *a roomba with a gun taped to it is shooting at our cat*"
"A priest , a rabbi and the Pope walk into a bar... the bartender says ""Is this some kinda joke?"
"Daughter saw a photo of me at 18 and asked who the pretty girl was. I told her it was her real mother that died giving birth to her."
"Stop Hammertime"
"My autocorrect just changed ""I'm off"" to ""I'm DTF"" and changed a casual conversation with my boss into an H.R meeting."
"Honey, I made the news! Apparently that old lady I fought at the library wasn't a ghost"
"I love people I can get weird with."
"Little Timmy... Little Timmy had a drink, But drink he will no more, For what he thought was H2O, Was H2SO4."