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Joke of the Day
"What do white girls celebrate on December 25th? ChristMAAAAAAAAAS"
Next Joke
"What is the most confusing day in Harlem Fathers day"
"I always sigh and say ""I love you,"" followed by a long silent pause just to see how bad telemarketers really want the sale."
"Sometimes I gaze upwards at the endless stars that populate the sky and realize how small I truly am. I should get one of those pumps."
"[Ouija board in Starbucks] ""Speak to me spirits"" O M G H A V E U S E E N W H A T K R I S T Y I S W E A R I N G G R O S S"
"Saw a couple standing in the park holding each other tightly, silently, not moving. I was touched. Both their phones must've been stolen."
"What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common? They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!"
"We wouldn't really have any national debt in this country if strippers would just pay their damn income taxes."
"How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces? Squish it in your hand."
"So, Facebook is celebrating its 10th birthday. What do you buy for the social media app that makes you hate everyone?"