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Joke of the Day
"I've just invented a new word: ""plagiarism""."
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"What is the difference between the Pope and acne? Acme doesn't come on to your face until after 13."
"I needed some white noise yesterday to go to sleep. So i recorded myself saying ""All lives matter"" and played it on repeat until i fell asleep."
"An art teacher comes across a badly made nude painting. What does she say? ""This butt a scratch!"""
"Baseball is where a man repeatedly hurls something at a burly man armed with a bat and the most boring possible outcome happens"
"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I loaned it to a friend but he suddenly moved away"
"If only closed minds came with closed mouths."
"What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light? I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off."
"Did you hear about the goblin whose left arm and left leg cut off? Guess what he's alright now!"
"Cher puts out an album only covering Meatloaf. Title: Cher the Meatloaf"