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Joke of the Day

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"A Mexican performs a magic trick. He tells the audience he'll disappear on the count of 3. He says, ""Uno, dos..."" and then *poof* ... he disappeared without a tres!"

"I was going to be a politician for Halloween Then I realized I couldn't fit my head up my ass"

"A golfer to his caddy: 'How would you have played that last shot, caddy?' 'Under an assumed name.'"

"How do Jews celebrate Christmas? By dancing around the cash register singing ""What a Friend We Have in Jesus"""

"Have you heard about the homeless assassin? Well... I don't know anything for sure. But I heard he's a roofless killer!"

"donald trump: ILL HAVE THE SUPER SALAD! waiter: lol no I said soup OR s- [assistant sliding $100] just bring him a huge bowl of lettuce"

"Did you hear about the girl with twelve nipples? Sounds strange, dozen tit?"

"Not so funny short joke What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor? 1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat"

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy? Wanna take a shower? They're to die for."