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"#BPMovies 20,000 Leaks Under the Sea."
"Why do zombies all have such shitty clothes?! It's like you JUST died, how did you mess up your shirt that bad"
"Have to make a funny comic for French class. Any topic suggestions?"
"If Donald Trump had a band, what would be its name? Donald Trump and the Trumpets Their first single : We built this wall."
"Donald Trump is the candy corn of politicians Part white, part orange and sickening in large doses"
"How do Asians see the world? In widescreen."
"what did the man say when he tried to get FREA with his dog? ""oops, forgot the KY"""
"I see you as a glass half full you need me to fill you up"
"The man on TV said if you drink alcohol every day, you're probably an alcoholic. Phew! I only drink every night."