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Joke of the Day
"If Christians want to stop gay sex... they should encourage gay marriage."
Next Joke
"I just paid 400 for a cup. What a mug."
"What do guys like but are afraid of? Girls"
"Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig."
"Why did Sally Fall off the swing? [kind of rude] Because she has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally."
"Your password must include 5 minutes of interpretive dance, 15 excerpts from contemporary fiction and 1 word made up by Shakespeare."
"Tell a sad story in 4 words Lifetime Cleveland Browns fan"
"When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why? She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation."
"Do you know who I saw yesterday? Everyone I looked at"
"I saw a chameleon today.......he wasn't very good at being a chameleon."