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Joke of the Day
"Ninjas are like virgins.... No one ever sees them coming"
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"Have you heard the news about Bismuth? He recently came out as Bi."
"Who was the first man to masturbate in space? The first man in space!"
"This gym has a very strict rule no denim jeans or jorts. But if you're 300 lbs of muscle & attitude, apparently it's merely a suggestion."
"People say there is safety in numbers... Tell that to 6,000,000 jews."
"What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !"
"How do you get four old ladies to shout ""Fuck""? Get the fifth one to yell, ""Bingo!"""
"Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy? One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater."
"What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken? (May be offensive) Mike Tyson"
"What does toilet paper and office paper have in common? You can write on both of them with a No. 2"