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Joke of the Day
"What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !"
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"A duck walks into a drug store. He says ""Give me some chap stick."" The cashier asks ""Will that be cash or credit?"" The duck says ""Just put it on my bill."""
"Have you ever ordered a honeymoon salad? Lettuce Alone."
"Hi and welcome to the hidden chair club. Please find a seat."
"[Black Joke] what's the difference between a Black guy and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four"
"A pedophile and a girl walk into the woods. A pedophile and a girl walk into the woods together. The girl says ""I'm scared. The pedo says ""You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"""
"Two Scots father and son go to America. - Daddy when we'll arrive? - Shut up and swim."
"Do mailmen like opening their own mail or does it feel like work?"
"Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch."
"What do you call a religious dairy farmer? Cheesus Christ"