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Joke of the Day
"People say there is safety in numbers... Tell that to 6,000,000 jews."
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"The man who invented anagrams has died. May he erect a penis."
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"Did you hear about the band the hipster liked? No, no you didn't."
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"Jose Cuervo showed up at his girlfriend's house with a gun... Tequila"
"They found Bruce Willis dead next to a bottle of Viagra... ...I guess he *Died Hard*"
"Step 1:Make pillows with""Love"" printed on them Step 2:Become a lawyer Step 3:Defend men who smother their GF with love Step 4:Become rich"
"A man goes on reddit to read some jokes Only to find out that the same jokes keep appearing on every page!"
"I've been wondering for a while now... If a man who likes Asians has Yellow Fever, and a man who likes Africans has Jungle Fever; does that mean because I like Native Americans, that I have Smallpox?"