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Joke of the Day

"How do you get four old ladies to shout ""Fuck""? Get the fifth one to yell, ""Bingo!"""

"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get your head in between those teeny legs?"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Scalding hot and drenched all over my penis in the McDonald's parking lot."

"How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? The hot dogs taste like ass."

"I bet we can get into some serious Treble together."

"If I had a dollar for every racist thing I said I wouldn't need a small loan of a million dollars"

"Dick::Ebola Your dick is like ebola, you dont have it and no one wants it"

"[during dinner on a date] ""I'm currently in university"" how long is your degree? ""normally a year, but I have dial up, so probably 2"""

"I would tell a broken pencil joke.. But there's no point."

"Biochemistry joke- I once went carbon dating... I was arrested because carbon was only 14"