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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy? One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater."

"What do you call a sugar substitute that has poor taste? Sweet and Low-brow.."

"My little brother dropped this on me; What do Mexicans say when they're cold? BRRRRRRRRiba!"

"I lost my balance on an escalator and fell down the stairs for 2 hours."

"What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend? He nectar!"

"Sorry if this is a re-post but ... Here's a great knock knock joke - but you have to start Ok, knock knock Who's there ......."

"Why are guys so desperate for oral sex? We swallow over 57 spiders a yr while sleeping.The odds that 1 could come back up should terrify you"

"They say there is safety in numbers. Tell that to 6 million jews."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza guy have in common Both get to smell the goods, but not eat them"

"What do you call a dissection performed by drunks? An Autipsy."