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Joke of the Day
"2 fish are in a tank One of them says ""You drive, I'll shoot!"""
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"Oh no, here come the Nintendo police! Wii U, Wii U, Wii U"
"Shouting ""wahoo"" instead of ""woo-hoo"" so everyone in this bar knows that I'm into fun AND sport fishing."
"I bet when something really awesome happens to a dung beetle they say ""Oh, shit!"""
"Random number generator Two programmers discuss: - I need a random number generator. Do you have something? - 27"
"Jared ended his career the same way he started it... Trying to get into smaller pants."
"I have a pretty good joke about procrastination But on second thought I think I'll tell it later."
"did you read dr seuss as a kid because green eggs and damn"
"Anyone else think they should limit Oscar acceptance speeches to 140 characters like Twitter?"
"How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes? He gets her Dawn."