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Joke of the Day

"I bet when something really awesome happens to a dung beetle they say ""Oh, shit!"""

"If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day? November thirst."

"Apple is developing an iPhone that pregnant women can swallow so fetuses can go online since they have nothing else to do in there."

"How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go ""Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up""."

"If you're on a motorized cart, I can't tell if you're disabled or just obese and lazy."

"Did you hear about the guy who wears as many watches as he can, while trying to collect every type? He has way too much time on his hands."

"If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child what would he be called? A subordinate claus."

"Made a Jesus joke. Nailed it."

"Guys joking about chemical weapons isn't funny. Syriasly."

"What is a group of gay pirates favorite pastime? Pegging each other's booty"