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Joke of the Day

"Shouting ""wahoo"" instead of ""woo-hoo"" so everyone in this bar knows that I'm into fun AND sport fishing."

"If a tree falls in the forest...... If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"

"My mate borrowed 20 grand for plastic surgery. Now I don't know what he looks like."

"MMO players are the best people in bed. They're good grinders."

"What is a germans favorite passtime at a concert? They jump off the stage to go krautsurfing."

"Why did Adelle cross the road? To say hello from the other side."

"My gf asked if I liked her more than I like chicken, and all I could say was ""well I have known chicken longer..."""

"My friend owns a popular graveyard People are dying to get in."

"A little old lady walked into the bank cashed a small check and started out. Passing the armed guard she smiled and said ""You can go home now."""

"A termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bar tender here?"""