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Joke of the Day
"did you read dr seuss as a kid because green eggs and damn"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Astor ! Astor who ? Astor the ball is over !"
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"I was at the pub with the Mrs last night and I said, ""I love you.' She said, ""Is that you or the beer talking?"" I replied, ""It's me... talking to the beer!"" "
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"Every commercial for every product should have a scientist looking into a microscope. That gives me the confidence to buy"
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"If CON is the opposite of PRO is congress the opposite of progress?"
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"A set of jumper cables walks into a bar The waiter looks at him and says "" I'll serve you, but don't start anything."""